We've sold out, guys!
Because it's the fashion nowadays!
Because the offer was too good to resist!
Because all our legal problems will go away!
Because we miss roti canai, and we miss teh tarik, and it doesn't taste quite the same, in London!
We will be giving an interview soon, to a state-owned TV Channel, possibly TV3. We may even do it in several parts, then we can draw the issue out longer, and so that it coincides with the Sarawak Elections!
In future all our posts will be sickeningly, unstintingly, toadyingly, in support of the Barisan Nasional.
Because they're actually all lovely people, and also because they are being very generous to us now!
Oh, and by the way, for the real news go to the NST, The Star, Utusan and, of course, Malaysia Today!